“FIRE DOWN BELOW” Dare, by Debra Anastasia

Warning: If you blush easily, get flustered with the mention of intimate body parts, you have two choices.

1. Move on to the next blog if you’re not ready to explore your sexiness.

2. Remove all underage persons out of range of your computer while you’re reading Fire Down Below.

Debra invited me and others to participate in a dare – dare to read her latest erotic romance. Reading Debra’s books is more accurately described as an experience of belly laughter mixed in with orgasmic thirlls.

As I got on the DARE wagon late, you’ll have to wait for my review. However, here is a synopsis:

dare1Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell temporary pharmacist at the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her UTI meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud. Like he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Due to Johnson’s sexy face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove finds herself stupidly asking for a vagina-scented cream in her waking nightmare.

She falls for him, how could she not? The only active goal Dove has now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. Johnson’s horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing that fabulous reality from taking shape. When Dove defends Johnson in the most disgusting way in the center of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is of to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in Holy Water by my mom and glared at with pursed lips by my father. Neither thing will help. Slap on your rubber gloves, turn to the left and cough. It’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

Fire Down Below is book 1 in the Gynazule Series

Release Date: 2/28/15

Debra Anastasia Website